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SoCal LS-L

08-03-2009 08:38 PM

Re: Noir busted?

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Originally Posted by lhopp77 (Post 612302)

I'm told there are numerous "stump broke" cows in cattle country. But just don't let a calf get hold of the old noodle--it will ruin you. (Remember the scene in "The Cowboy Way"?) Calves have a tongue like sand paper, at least 50 lbs of suction and butt like h3ll to make the milk come down.

TMI

Lee :lol:

Note to self: Never let the ol noodle out in cattle country, and if it should happen anyways, walk backwards grunting like a bull until safety is reached.

Noir	08-14-2009 08:56 AM

Re: Noir busted?

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Originally Posted by Landshark (Post 611686)

so, Noir, your real name is Rodell then? :p :lol:
"I told him he was full of crap," Kenley said. "He apologized and said he didn't mean to hurt me."[/i]

hee haw, hee haw, hee haw.

i wonder what how they are going to categorize this under the 'sex offenders' registry.

child molester
rapist
flasher
chronic public masterbaiter*
horse humper

*includes peewee herman and alan aka Landshark.

subeman90

08-14-2009 10:29 AM

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anyone see the South Park movie? In it there is a part where Cartman says bad words but has a "V" chip inplanted into him so he doesn't. One of the test words... Horse F#$%&r. This story reminds me of this....

There was a guy locally here that was banging geese in porto-johns at one time....and there is the guys who visit sheep and goats at the New Holland livestock auctions. :lol:

Landshark

08-15-2009 09:37 PM

Re: Noir busted?

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Originally Posted by Noir (Post 613668)

chronic public masterbaiter*

*includes peewee herman and alan aka Landshark.

dude, the only place i do that is into your mailbox.

hee haw hee haw!

http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t...masturbate.jpg

blackbolt94red

08-27-2009 06:57 PM

Re: Noir busted?

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Originally Posted by demonsvx (Post 611750)

Well at least he is commited to a one horse relationship:lol: Reminds me of a local who was doing this with sheep but he claimed the sex was consensual:D

Hung like Einstein, smart as a horse.

Years ago, a good friend was writing probation reports for the juvi court system somewhere in Florida. The case that spelled "I need a new line of work" for him involved a young boy and a goat. He had to write, all very prim and proper in "court speak" I guess, that the goat owner looked out her window to find this kid, with his pants down around his ankles, drilling her goat in her back yard. She threw open the window and shouted at the kid, whereupon he picked up his pants, picked up the goat and trotted over the hill, out of sight. The women ran out into her yard and there, in the gully, the kid had dropped his pants, dropped the goat and was going at it again. Imagine trying to write that up in a report.

SoCal LS-L

08-27-2009 10:30 PM

Re: Noir busted?

I hope he wore protection, goats have a reputation for being total sluts.

ZMan	08-28-2009 07:54 AM

Re: Noir busted?

A while after the ads for: Pork: the other white meat.
Another one for sheep was being considered. The slogan:
Sheep - they're dinner and a date!

ZMan	08-29-2009 09:37 AM

Re: Noir busted?

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=74f_1250320299&p=1

SoCal LS-L

08-29-2009 09:58 AM

Re: Noir busted?

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Originally Posted by ZMan (Post 615596)

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=74f_1250320299&p=1

LMAO on that :lol:

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