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Long time Subaru SVX advocate and fan, known simply as “thumper_svx” has resurfaced again once again driving another SVX. He has been recently spotted as far afield as Colorado, driving a red 1996 SVX.

Having originally purchased his first SVX in April of 1997, he then published an article on his own Earthlink website (still found online here) which despite the shoddy camerwork and a picture of trash shoved in his passenger footwell is often blamed for at least two otherwise normal people purchasing SVX's of their own. These two people known in the community as Halistan and Cozykat were not immediately available for comment.

Some years ago, this man had owned a 1996 SVX which he subsequently sold under pressure from his wife to purchase a sedan. One of his last posts in the SVX community regarding the sale of this car may be found here.

Despite having said in his post that he was never going to purchase an SVX again, that their practicality was suspect and that he just felt that it was time to move on, recent sightings of him in this red SVX have driven some to wonder about his sanity. He has described his current mindset as “chuffed”, and despite this seemingly positive comment questions about his state of mind persist. He was also reported to have muttered, "I think I have a problem..."

When asked directly about the purchase of a new SVX, he stated “I really have to get going. I'm eating dinner, and this crow I'm eating is rather salty without ketchup.”

We will of course bring you more news on this breaking story as it occurs...