The Subaru SVX World Network   SVX Network Forums
Live Chat!
SVX or Subaru Links
Old Lockers
Photo Post
How-To Documents
Message Archive
SVX Shop Search
IRC users:

Go Back   The Subaru SVX World Network > SVX Main Forums > Not Exactly SVX
Register FAQ Community Calendar Today's Posts Search

Reply
 
Thread Tools Rating: Thread Rating: 12 votes, 4.17 average. Display Modes
  #4501  
Old 12-27-2008, 08:22 PM
shelfy's Avatar
shelfy shelfy is offline
I have a problem. :(
 
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Littleton, CO USA
Posts: 8,485
Send a message via AIM to shelfy Send a message via Yahoo to shelfy
Registered SVX
Re: Hijack this thread: The Sequel!!

Quote:
Originally Posted by Noir View Post
hahahaha...anyway. strangest thing happened today at the grocery store. keep in mind i've been going to the same grocery store for the past 12 years. normally the security guards that hover near the doors just stand around reading magazines or texting people on their cell phones. Not this dude, he was eating a cup of ramen and was eyeballing me. what is very interesting is the fact that he wasn't looking at my face or anything, he was checking out my pockets as i was walking. afterwards he looked up and gave me the stare down trying to size me up. i guess something happened of late at the grocery store because the employees were a bit more ansy and were paired up 2 per register. on the way out, dude did the same thing to see if i filled my pockets with goodies.

i'm always on alert when i go out, strange for me to see others doing the same nowadays.
maybe he was looking at your cock.
__________________
Kenneth

1997 Subaru SVX LSi "Svetlana" #185 of 640 - 09/1996 - Polo Green Pearl - 34k miles

1992 Subaru SVX LS-L "Everett" #8738 - 01/1992 - Ebony Pearl - 139k miles - 5MT shifty - Sold 07/31/2011

1992 Subaru SVX LS-L "Sven" #1599 - 05/1991 - Claret - 168k miles - Traded 05/11/2005


2023 Subaru Crosstrek Limited CVT - Crystal White Pearl - 2.8k miles
2021 Subaru Forester 2.5i Limited CVT - Horizon Blue Pearl - 17k miles
2023 Volkswagen Jetta S 6MT - Pure White - 2.6k miles
2020 Hyundai Ioniq Limited EV - Ceramic White - 30k miles
Reply With Quote
  #4502  
Old 12-27-2008, 08:51 PM
Noir's Avatar
Noir Noir is offline
Ever Vigilant He Never Sleeps.
 
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Mullet Country
Posts: 5,021
Re: Hijack this thread: The Sequel!!

Quote:
Originally Posted by shelfy View Post
maybe he was looking at your cock.
no, definitely my left and right pockets. i could see his eyes bounce from one to the other. it's also because i do have a lump in my pocket that's my pocketcarry, but it's not noticable. you can only see it if i take longer strides. i checked in front of a mirror..and you just see a lump in my right pocket where the cylinder sticks out on my 5 shooter. i also carry my wallet, which is thick full of junk cards, business cards from people, receipts, etc..so you see a big square in one pocket and a lump in the other. lawls.
Reply With Quote
  #4503  
Old 12-27-2008, 10:47 PM
Landshark's Avatar
Landshark Landshark is offline
Hater
 
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: The Burgh
Posts: 10,807
Re: Hijack this thread: The Sequel!!

maybe he was admiring your thick bushy tail?

__________________
Alan

1987 928 S4 (Black) SOLD!
1997 SVX LSi (Ebony) SOLD!
2005 Legacy GT (Silver) [Cobb Stg 2+] SOLD!
1987 928 S4 (Black) SOLD!
2005 Forester XT Premium (Crystal Gray Metallic) SOLD!
2008 Lancer Evolution X MR (Apex Silver) [Cobb Stg 1+]
2015 Outlander Sport 2.4GT AWD (Mercury Gray)
2013 G37xS (Obsidian Black)
Reply With Quote
  #4504  
Old 12-27-2008, 11:08 PM
shelfy's Avatar
shelfy shelfy is offline
I have a problem. :(
 
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Littleton, CO USA
Posts: 8,485
Send a message via AIM to shelfy Send a message via Yahoo to shelfy
Registered SVX
Re: Hijack this thread: The Sequel!!

Quote:
Originally Posted by Noir View Post
no, definitely my left and right pockets. i could see his eyes bounce from one to the other. it's also because i do have a lump in my pocket that's my pocketcarry, but it's not noticable. you can only see it if i take longer strides. i checked in front of a mirror..and you just see a lump in my right pocket where the cylinder sticks out on my 5 shooter. i also carry my wallet, which is thick full of junk cards, business cards from people, receipts, etc..so you see a big square in one pocket and a lump in the other. lawls.
are you well hung? i'm a little turned on.
__________________
Kenneth

1997 Subaru SVX LSi "Svetlana" #185 of 640 - 09/1996 - Polo Green Pearl - 34k miles

1992 Subaru SVX LS-L "Everett" #8738 - 01/1992 - Ebony Pearl - 139k miles - 5MT shifty - Sold 07/31/2011

1992 Subaru SVX LS-L "Sven" #1599 - 05/1991 - Claret - 168k miles - Traded 05/11/2005


2023 Subaru Crosstrek Limited CVT - Crystal White Pearl - 2.8k miles
2021 Subaru Forester 2.5i Limited CVT - Horizon Blue Pearl - 17k miles
2023 Volkswagen Jetta S 6MT - Pure White - 2.6k miles
2020 Hyundai Ioniq Limited EV - Ceramic White - 30k miles
Reply With Quote
  #4505  
Old 12-27-2008, 11:17 PM
immortal_suby's Avatar
immortal_suby immortal_suby is offline
Thread Killah
Alcyone Gold Contributor
 
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Greenville, SC
Posts: 5,835
Registered SVX
Re: Hijack this thread: The Sequel!!

Noir is hung like a donkey.
Ask Alan how we know.
__________________
Matt
Locker Link
2015 BRZ Limited 6MT
92 Ebony LS-L ECUtune Stage2av1, Z32 MAF, 370cc injectors, TomsSVX intake, BontragerWorks 22mm RSB #003, HID Hi and Lo beams, OT endlink and bushing mods, PWR Aluminum radiator, Harvey's QC shift kit, 2.5" flowmaster 80 exhaust, 17" Michelin Pilot Sport A/S, Poly sway bar bushings, Slotted Bradi rotors, AFBeefcake powdercoated calipers, 97 grill, and a huge set of air horns. 300,000 miles and counting
92 Ebony LS-L. ecutune stage1v4, motorsport 1pc pulley. Garage Queen - sold to Dad in upstate NY 155,000 miles
19 Subaru Ascent Premium - -Hers !.
89 DL 4x4 little red wagon - a.k.a. The immortal suby. 275k R.I.P.
Reply With Quote
  #4506  
Old 12-28-2008, 12:03 AM
Landshark's Avatar
Landshark Landshark is offline
Hater
 
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: The Burgh
Posts: 10,807
Re: Hijack this thread: The Sequel!!

Quote:
Originally Posted by immortal_suby View Post
Noir is hung like a donkey.
Ask Alan how we know.
speak for yourself - i don't even want to think about his donkey junk. <shudder>
__________________
Alan

1987 928 S4 (Black) SOLD!
1997 SVX LSi (Ebony) SOLD!
2005 Legacy GT (Silver) [Cobb Stg 2+] SOLD!
1987 928 S4 (Black) SOLD!
2005 Forester XT Premium (Crystal Gray Metallic) SOLD!
2008 Lancer Evolution X MR (Apex Silver) [Cobb Stg 1+]
2015 Outlander Sport 2.4GT AWD (Mercury Gray)
2013 G37xS (Obsidian Black)
Reply With Quote
  #4507  
Old 12-28-2008, 08:25 AM
Noir's Avatar
Noir Noir is offline
Ever Vigilant He Never Sleeps.
 
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Mullet Country
Posts: 5,021
Re: Hijack this thread: The Sequel!!

Quote:
Originally Posted by Landshark View Post
speak for yourself - i don't even want to think about his donkey junk. <shudder>
hee haw, hee haw, hee haw
Reply With Quote
  #4508  
Old 12-29-2008, 12:06 PM
Freeman's Avatar
Freeman Freeman is offline
Unregistered User
 
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Cumberland, Maryland
Posts: 1,924
Send a message via MSN to Freeman
Registered SVX
Re: Hijack this thread: The Sequel!!

I will not hesitate to smash faces..
__________________
1992 Pearl White LS-L "Ruslana" #4946 - 180k on body, 95k on engine.
Mods: ECU bead crush, 15 min mod, 20 min mod, drilled/slotted rotors & Axxis ceramic brakes, SS lines, 17" Evoke F1 wheels, XS-HF137 Sony Xplod speakers, 6000k HID's (lows & fogs), resistor mod, 1½" Sleek Spoiler mod, custom exhaust by svxfiles, '02 WRX aluminum racing radiator by svxfiles, Summit Racing 400# x 300# springs w/ Koni's by svxfiles, ClassGlass fiberglass hood /w scoop, Nevin's rear sway bar, '97 grille, phenolic spacers, custom LED interior lighting, custom paint.
†"War doesn't determine who is right, only who is left"†
Work to be done: Tinted windows, clear/LED tail lights, tailbar mod, "Power Mode" mod, Supertone horns, clear corners & headlight lenses, 2 pc splitters or custom bumper, Alcyone side skirts, TruSpeed Stage III SVX Intake, Hydra, 4.44 tranny swap, JDM auto folding side mirrors, engine rebuild, super charger, STi seats, bone leather interior /w SVX emblem, dash overhaul, SVX decals, paint (stock color). Total cost?: 22k At least it's going down..
Reply With Quote
  #4509  
Old 12-29-2008, 12:08 PM
shelfy's Avatar
shelfy shelfy is offline
I have a problem. :(
 
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Littleton, CO USA
Posts: 8,485
Send a message via AIM to shelfy Send a message via Yahoo to shelfy
Registered SVX
Re: Hijack this thread: The Sequel!!

Quote:
Originally Posted by Freeman View Post
I will not hesitate to smash faces..
crazy face smashers.
__________________
Kenneth

1997 Subaru SVX LSi "Svetlana" #185 of 640 - 09/1996 - Polo Green Pearl - 34k miles

1992 Subaru SVX LS-L "Everett" #8738 - 01/1992 - Ebony Pearl - 139k miles - 5MT shifty - Sold 07/31/2011

1992 Subaru SVX LS-L "Sven" #1599 - 05/1991 - Claret - 168k miles - Traded 05/11/2005


2023 Subaru Crosstrek Limited CVT - Crystal White Pearl - 2.8k miles
2021 Subaru Forester 2.5i Limited CVT - Horizon Blue Pearl - 17k miles
2023 Volkswagen Jetta S 6MT - Pure White - 2.6k miles
2020 Hyundai Ioniq Limited EV - Ceramic White - 30k miles
Reply With Quote
  #4510  
Old 12-29-2008, 12:22 PM
subeman90's Avatar
subeman90 subeman90 is offline
Soobologist
 
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Akron, PA
Posts: 2,238
Send a message via AIM to subeman90
Registered SVX
Re: Hijack this thread: The Sequel!!

that'll happen
__________________
Matt
15 OBW premium w/eyesight
A picture of an SVX in the garage
Reply With Quote
  #4511  
Old 12-29-2008, 12:36 PM
shelfy's Avatar
shelfy shelfy is offline
I have a problem. :(
 
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Littleton, CO USA
Posts: 8,485
Send a message via AIM to shelfy Send a message via Yahoo to shelfy
Registered SVX
Re: Hijack this thread: The Sequel!!

Quote:
Originally Posted by subeman90 View Post
that'll happen
stop it now!
__________________
Kenneth

1997 Subaru SVX LSi "Svetlana" #185 of 640 - 09/1996 - Polo Green Pearl - 34k miles

1992 Subaru SVX LS-L "Everett" #8738 - 01/1992 - Ebony Pearl - 139k miles - 5MT shifty - Sold 07/31/2011

1992 Subaru SVX LS-L "Sven" #1599 - 05/1991 - Claret - 168k miles - Traded 05/11/2005


2023 Subaru Crosstrek Limited CVT - Crystal White Pearl - 2.8k miles
2021 Subaru Forester 2.5i Limited CVT - Horizon Blue Pearl - 17k miles
2023 Volkswagen Jetta S 6MT - Pure White - 2.6k miles
2020 Hyundai Ioniq Limited EV - Ceramic White - 30k miles
Reply With Quote
  #4512  
Old 12-29-2008, 12:49 PM
Freeman's Avatar
Freeman Freeman is offline
Unregistered User
 
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Cumberland, Maryland
Posts: 1,924
Send a message via MSN to Freeman
Registered SVX
Re: Hijack this thread: The Sequel!!

You gonna get raped...
__________________
1992 Pearl White LS-L "Ruslana" #4946 - 180k on body, 95k on engine.
Mods: ECU bead crush, 15 min mod, 20 min mod, drilled/slotted rotors & Axxis ceramic brakes, SS lines, 17" Evoke F1 wheels, XS-HF137 Sony Xplod speakers, 6000k HID's (lows & fogs), resistor mod, 1½" Sleek Spoiler mod, custom exhaust by svxfiles, '02 WRX aluminum racing radiator by svxfiles, Summit Racing 400# x 300# springs w/ Koni's by svxfiles, ClassGlass fiberglass hood /w scoop, Nevin's rear sway bar, '97 grille, phenolic spacers, custom LED interior lighting, custom paint.
†"War doesn't determine who is right, only who is left"†
Work to be done: Tinted windows, clear/LED tail lights, tailbar mod, "Power Mode" mod, Supertone horns, clear corners & headlight lenses, 2 pc splitters or custom bumper, Alcyone side skirts, TruSpeed Stage III SVX Intake, Hydra, 4.44 tranny swap, JDM auto folding side mirrors, engine rebuild, super charger, STi seats, bone leather interior /w SVX emblem, dash overhaul, SVX decals, paint (stock color). Total cost?: 22k At least it's going down..
Reply With Quote
  #4513  
Old 12-29-2008, 12:55 PM
shelfy's Avatar
shelfy shelfy is offline
I have a problem. :(
 
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Littleton, CO USA
Posts: 8,485
Send a message via AIM to shelfy Send a message via Yahoo to shelfy
Registered SVX
Re: Hijack this thread: The Sequel!!

Quote:
Originally Posted by Freeman View Post
You gonna get raped...
who is?
__________________
Kenneth

1997 Subaru SVX LSi "Svetlana" #185 of 640 - 09/1996 - Polo Green Pearl - 34k miles

1992 Subaru SVX LS-L "Everett" #8738 - 01/1992 - Ebony Pearl - 139k miles - 5MT shifty - Sold 07/31/2011

1992 Subaru SVX LS-L "Sven" #1599 - 05/1991 - Claret - 168k miles - Traded 05/11/2005


2023 Subaru Crosstrek Limited CVT - Crystal White Pearl - 2.8k miles
2021 Subaru Forester 2.5i Limited CVT - Horizon Blue Pearl - 17k miles
2023 Volkswagen Jetta S 6MT - Pure White - 2.6k miles
2020 Hyundai Ioniq Limited EV - Ceramic White - 30k miles
Reply With Quote
  #4514  
Old 12-29-2008, 01:11 PM
Freeman's Avatar
Freeman Freeman is offline
Unregistered User
 
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Cumberland, Maryland
Posts: 1,924
Send a message via MSN to Freeman
Registered SVX
Re: Hijack this thread: The Sequel!!

Everyone.. By Lincoln...
__________________
1992 Pearl White LS-L "Ruslana" #4946 - 180k on body, 95k on engine.
Mods: ECU bead crush, 15 min mod, 20 min mod, drilled/slotted rotors & Axxis ceramic brakes, SS lines, 17" Evoke F1 wheels, XS-HF137 Sony Xplod speakers, 6000k HID's (lows & fogs), resistor mod, 1½" Sleek Spoiler mod, custom exhaust by svxfiles, '02 WRX aluminum racing radiator by svxfiles, Summit Racing 400# x 300# springs w/ Koni's by svxfiles, ClassGlass fiberglass hood /w scoop, Nevin's rear sway bar, '97 grille, phenolic spacers, custom LED interior lighting, custom paint.
†"War doesn't determine who is right, only who is left"†
Work to be done: Tinted windows, clear/LED tail lights, tailbar mod, "Power Mode" mod, Supertone horns, clear corners & headlight lenses, 2 pc splitters or custom bumper, Alcyone side skirts, TruSpeed Stage III SVX Intake, Hydra, 4.44 tranny swap, JDM auto folding side mirrors, engine rebuild, super charger, STi seats, bone leather interior /w SVX emblem, dash overhaul, SVX decals, paint (stock color). Total cost?: 22k At least it's going down..
Reply With Quote
  #4515  
Old 12-29-2008, 01:27 PM
shelfy's Avatar
shelfy shelfy is offline
I have a problem. :(
 
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Littleton, CO USA
Posts: 8,485
Send a message via AIM to shelfy Send a message via Yahoo to shelfy
Registered SVX
Re: Hijack this thread: The Sequel!!

Quote:
Originally Posted by Freeman View Post
Everyone.. By Lincoln...
who is lincoln?
__________________
Kenneth

1997 Subaru SVX LSi "Svetlana" #185 of 640 - 09/1996 - Polo Green Pearl - 34k miles

1992 Subaru SVX LS-L "Everett" #8738 - 01/1992 - Ebony Pearl - 139k miles - 5MT shifty - Sold 07/31/2011

1992 Subaru SVX LS-L "Sven" #1599 - 05/1991 - Claret - 168k miles - Traded 05/11/2005


2023 Subaru Crosstrek Limited CVT - Crystal White Pearl - 2.8k miles
2021 Subaru Forester 2.5i Limited CVT - Horizon Blue Pearl - 17k miles
2023 Volkswagen Jetta S 6MT - Pure White - 2.6k miles
2020 Hyundai Ioniq Limited EV - Ceramic White - 30k miles
Reply With Quote
Reply


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump


All times are GMT -6. The time now is 10:35 AM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.7
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
© 2001-2015 SVX World Network
(208)-906-1122