If I were President, I would.....

[demonsvx]

Also my AK47 has NEVER come out of the guncase and went on a rampage by ITSELF! Its the people holding them which are to blame , guns are just more efficient in killing than knives,bats,tire irons, golf clubs, sticks, cars, etc.

[WGJ]

Landshark:
"i'd rather debate with some humor than page upon page of copy-n-pasted stuff that nobody reads anyway."

As for not understanding the irrelevance and rudeness of your retort to Bipa, I really don't have the time to explain it to you. See if this works:

An argument is, to quote the Monty Python sketch, "a connected series of statements to establish a definite proposition."

Most of your posts don't qualify as argument, and trust me on this, you're rarely funny.
WGJ

[Landshark]

Originally Posted by WGJ

As for not understanding the irrelevance and rudeness of your retort to Bipa, I really don't have the time to explain it to you.

i don't think irrelevance means what you think it means. let me make it even simpler for you to grasp:

Bipa says: "let's hear how you would do it better."

I say: "why don't you start us off."

Bipa is full of criticism, yet creates a thread about how to do things differently, and offers no solutions. i have no idea why you needed to jump in and defend her honor. i wasn't being rude. you'll know when i get rude.

WGJ........ "i don't remember asking you a g*****n thing!"

See if this works:

An argument is, to quote the Monty Python sketch, "a connected series of statements to establish a definite proposition."

Most of your posts don't qualify as argument, and trust me on this, you're rarely funny.

umm.....ok? i suppose your rants, way-too-long copy-n-pasted articles, and messed up thread quotes better qualify as clear, logical argument?

as far as being funny, if i amuse myself, that's all that counts.

[drivemusicnow]

Originally Posted by Noir

Let's see, to do list:

-I'd build a giant wall around the United States.
-Put landmines on the outside of the wall.
-Put up cameras and joystick turrets at 15 yard intervals.
-Arrest all the illegal mexicans and put them on a cruise ships destined for Iraq and Afghanistan.
-Reduce dependence on oil.
-Build more nuclear plants for power.
-Quit trading with China.
-Free Japan and Germany.
-Make Canada the 51 state.
-Build more nuclear bombs and develop an ABM system.
-Periodically bomb random countries to keep them from becoming too strong.
-Give convicts parachutes and fly them over hot zones. Drop cases of guns and ammo after dropping off convicts.
-Quit aiding foreign countries financially.
-Make goods in the United States FOR the United States like FUBU.
-Provide health insurance to all citizens.
-Continue draining brains from other countries (by force if necessary).
-Enact the 3 strikes program. If you screw 3 times, you get shot. No prison term longer than a year.
-Kill corrupt state and federal government employees.
-Raise taxes but provide better social services.
-Legalize prostitution.
-Outlaw organized religion.
-Outlaw drugs, alcohol, tobacco, and MSG.
-Impose price ceilings (low) on pharmaceutical drugs.
-Improve the educational system and require multilingual education. (3 languages minimum).

edit:
-To graduate from university, all students must make a B or greater on all Math and Sciences available.


will add more later.

I hope a few of those were jokes... I REALLY REALLY hope.

[Landshark]

Originally Posted by drivemusicnow

I hope a few of those were jokes... I REALLY REALLY hope.

i wouldn't count on it.

after he accomplished his bulleted points, he'd unleash his army of skateboarding crack monkeys.

[Electrophil]

Originally Posted by Noir

edit:
-To graduate from university, all students must make a B or greater on all Math and Sciences available.

You are kidding, right?

Typical Math Exam required prior to Senior level Electrical Engineering classes:

Complex Analysis Exam

Students never learn this stuff, they just get used to it.

[Suby Fan]

Originally Posted by Tigershark

See, I thought you were just uneducated on the way things are, now I see you are totally off your rocker. "Gun collectors"? Yep, it's the guns killing people, not the idiots holding them. Here's a tid bit for you to ponder. That means to think about. More people are killed by drunk drivers then firearms. That includes the 2 killed by Ted Kennedy. I'm not trying to call you out, but come on, your post made no sense what so ever.

waco

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[Noir]

Originally Posted by Landshark

i wouldn't count on it.

after he accomplished his bulleted points, he'd unleash his army of skateboarding crack monkeys.

mah army of skateboarding crack monkeys riding on rabid horsefaced mules.

[Noir]

Originally Posted by Electrophil

You are kidding, right?

Typical Math Exam required prior to Senior level Electrical Engineering classes:

Complex Analysis Exam

Students never learn this stuff, they just get used to it.

hey that looks fun

i've met quite a few students that's going to emory and gatech (cause those are teh skools around me) and let me tell ya. i'm skeered. kids going into engineering that's struggling with teh maf. i guess you really don't need teh maf going into premed....but if you can't grasp simple concepts, makes me wonder if they'll be any good finding out what's wrong wif me.

[drivemusicnow]

Originally Posted by Noir

hey that looks fun

i've met quite a few students that's going to emory and gatech (cause those are teh skools around me) and let me tell ya. i'm skeered. kids going into engineering that's struggling with teh maf. i guess you really don't need teh maf going into premed....but if you can't grasp simple concepts, makes me wonder if they'll be any good finding out what's wrong wif me.

I'm a current engineering student.

Couple things:

First grades are completely subjective. I got a 70% in calc two, (which by the way is the lowest grade you can get at my school before it is considered failing.) I taught this girl that I was friends with how to do most of her practice final. She had a 99% in her class because she had a different teacher. I knew more and could apply more, she got a 29% higher grade.

More things I disagree with:
-Make Canada the 51 state... Why?

-Provide health insurance to all citizens. Why in the hell would you give more responsibility to a gov't that can't manage to handle the easy jobs it already has?

-Outlaw organized religion. How can you be for some freedoms, and not others?

Outlaw drugs, alcohol, tobacco, and MSG. double ue tee eff mate

-Build more nuclear bombs and develop an ABM system. ABM, fine... more nukes? uhh... why don't we just keep the massive stockpile we have...

-Periodically bomb random countries to keep them from becoming too strong. yeah... cause that won't result in your assasination

Improve the educational system and require multilingual education. (3 languages minimum). I'm all about speaking another language... but considering the way the world market is right now, it seems like a pretty uneeded skill. If we had this huge need for translators, maybe... but that need just isn't there.

-Quit trading with China.
-Make goods in the United States FOR the United States like FUBU.
I consider these somewhat related. While yes, China is a serious industrial power, not trading with them will hurt us more than it will hurt them. We cannot support ourselves with the natural resources found only within the US, therefore we cannot make products entirely from and for us.

ehh, have to get back to work..


That is all

[WGJ]

Originally Posted by Noir

hey that looks fun

i've met quite a few students that's going to emory and gatech (cause those are teh skools around me) and let me tell ya. i'm skeered. kids going into engineering that's struggling with teh maf. i guess you really don't need teh maf going into premed....but if you can't grasp simple concepts, makes me wonder if they'll be any good finding out what's wrong wif me.

wonder if they'll be any good finding out what's wrong wif me. [/QUOTE]

I'm not a medical doctor, but I have a tenative diagnoses:

Too many bad acid trips. That would explain the stream of consciousness verbal nightmares and the strange syntax and bizarre spelling, (speaking of education).
WGJ

[Electrophil]

Originally Posted by WGJ

wonder if they'll be any good finding out what's wrong wif me.

[QUOTE/]I'm not a medical doctor, but I have a tenative diagnoses:

Too many bad acid trips. That would explain the stream of consciousness verbal nightmares and the strange syntax and bizarre spelling, (speaking of education).
WGJ[/QUOTE]

Prognosis: Bad Karma due to your lack of sharing the medicals.
There is a fix. My address is:

[Landshark]

Originally Posted by ???[QUOTE=WGJ

wonder if they'll be any good finding out what's wrong wif me.

I'm not a medical doctor, but I have a tenative diagnoses:

Too many bad acid trips. That would explain the stream of consciousness verbal nightmares

and the strange syntax and bizarre spelling, (speaking of education).
WGJ

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your posts look like a bad acid trip.

[WGJ]

because I'm funny and you aren't.
WGJ

[Landshark]

Originally Posted by WGJ

because I'm funny and you aren't.
WGJ

we're laughing AT you, though.