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03-21-2010, 07:38 PM
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What to do on a plane if the passenger next to you is irritating
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We have all traveled on a plane, and most of us spend some time on the plane people watching... or have had the unfortunate situation of sitting next to someone who was not necessarily pleasant. Sometimes they are even nosy enough to watch you working on your laptop. If you follow this procedure below, you will definitely get a reaction... and you may find yourself slightly detained at the end of a flight. Two pieces of advice 1. Download the file now because the link will not work unless you are on a very special plane! 2. There may be sound. Turn DOWN the volume if you are in the office!!! 1- Remove your laptop from its bag 2- Open the laptop very slowly and carefully 3- Turn on your laptop 4- Ensure the passenger next to you is watching 5- Turn on the Internet 6- Close your eyes for a brief moment, open them again, turn your gaze upwards to the skies as if in prayer 7- Take a deep breath and open this site: http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html 8-Observe the facial expression of your neighboring passenger! .
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03-21-2010, 08:04 PM
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Re: What to do on a plane if the passenger next to you is irritating
Nice!
Also for consideration, have THIS as your wallpaper and start caressing your computer screen while breathing passionately. Make sure you do it before they turn off the seatbelt sign.... awkward moments are meant to last. 
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03-21-2010, 11:16 PM
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Re: What to do on a plane if the passenger next to you is irritating
Just so you know, that *WILL* get you hauled off the plane and ARRESTED, they don't take that stuff lightly, no matter how funny it might be. And the second picture SHOULD get you arrested for mental distress, but it probably won't.
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03-22-2010, 08:23 AM
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Re: What to do on a plane if the passenger next to you is irritating
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