a bunch of beer drinking hicks!

SHISVX · #1 10-23-2003, 01:28 PM

Drinking and Driving
>
>Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a
>couple of bottles of Bud.
>The passenger, Bubba, said, "Lookey thar up ahead, Earl. It's a po-lice
>roadblock!! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beers!!"
>"Don't worry, Bubba," Earl said. "We'll just pull over and finish
>drinkin' these beers, peel off the label and stick it on our foreheads,
>and throw the bottles under the seat."
>"What fer?", asked Bubba.
>Just let me do the talkin,' OK?", said Earl.
>Well, they finished their beers, threw the empty bottles under the seat,
>and each stuck a label on their forehead.
>When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff asked, "You boys been
>drinkin'?"
>"No, sir," said Earl. "We's on the patch "
>

thanks mike, i could almost hear the sound of the dueling banjos...LOL

Kelli

Aredubjay · #2 10-23-2003, 01:30 PM

I saw the title and, of course, immediately thought you were talking about my family reunion.

Oh, and that should be "drankin'" not "drinkin'" ---- trust me.

mikecg · #3 10-23-2003, 03:55 PM

No problem Kelli, glad you enjoyed it

#4 10-24-2003, 01:27 AM

I think I've met those two guys. Pretty sure they live up in Fort St. John.

I used to think that people using twine to hold their pants up was only something you saw on t.v. I can say I was proven wrong when I moved up here.

Kentucky, Alabama, etc... have nothing on the hillfolk that live up here.