Just Got a Joke About Your Officials

[SilverSpear]

George Bush, Dick Cheney and Don Rumsfeld are flying on Air Force One
over New Orleans. Bush turns to Cheney and says, chuckling, "You know, I

could throw a $1000 bill out the window right now and make someone very
happy."

Cheney shrugs and replies, "Well, I could throw ten $100 bills out the
window and make ten people happy."

Not to be outdone, Rumsfeld says, "Well I could throw a hundred $10 bills
out the window and make a hundred people happy."

The pilot overhearing this says to his co-pilot,
"Such arrogant @sses back there. Hell, I could throw them out the window
and make millions of people happy."

[Royal Tiger]

A resident of Maryland is stuck in traffic on the beltway outside D.C. He sees a bunch of other motorists walking around and sees a D.C. police officer walking from car to car. He puts the window down and asks the officer what is going on? He says Bill Clinton has stopped his motorcade on the bridge because he is distrought over Monica and all his legal bills. He said if he doesn't get $5 million he will douse himself in gas and set himself on fire. So I'm going around getting donations. Well, how much do you have so far? 33 gallons, but some people are still syphoning.

[Red SVX 92]

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